@1 month ago with 594344 notes

"But jesus fuck I’d swallow poison if it tasted like you."

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@2 months ago with 123140 notes

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@4 months ago with 34025 notes
jiji-is-a-bunny:

sauntering-vaguely-downwards:

scoutfinches:

its-sorcery:

amayonegg:

I forgot cosmosextips was less insane than actual Cosmo.

Just fuckin’ land on his penis.

this is like bad fanfic but in tutorial mode

One of my friends had a woman do this to him and now he can bend his dick completely in half while fully erect. 
She was the last woman he ever slept with.

#Point is now he’s gay and like’s to bend his dick in half as a party trick.
I am so intrigued right now this entire post is insane and I am so confused

jiji-is-a-bunny:

sauntering-vaguely-downwards:

scoutfinches:

its-sorcery:

amayonegg:

I forgot cosmosextips was less insane than actual Cosmo.

Just fuckin’ land on his penis.

this is like bad fanfic but in tutorial mode

One of my friends had a woman do this to him and now he can bend his dick completely in half while fully erect. 

She was the last woman he ever slept with.

I am so intrigued right now this entire post is insane and I am so confused

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@5 months ago with 5724 notes

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@3 months ago with 234214 notes
daniielagtz:

mexicans be like on We Heart Ithttp://weheartit.com/entry/74203132/via/QueeeeeenR
@4 months ago with 465 notes

dillywillyz:

vesley:

nightnursenotes:

icuisafourletterword:

How to fix the nursing shortage.

This is the cutest CPR ever.

this fucking baby is more skilled than I am

She even plugged the nose

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@6 months ago with 278633 notes
atomic-cherry-bomb:

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@7 months ago with 375 notes