jiji-is-a-bunny:

sauntering-vaguely-downwards:

scoutfinches:

its-sorcery:

amayonegg:

I forgot cosmosextips was less insane than actual Cosmo.

Just fuckin’ land on his penis.

this is like bad fanfic but in tutorial mode

One of my friends had a woman do this to him and now he can bend his dick completely in half while fully erect. 
She was the last woman he ever slept with.

#Point is now he’s gay and like’s to bend his dick in half as a party trick.
I am so intrigued right now this entire post is insane and I am so confused

jiji-is-a-bunny:

sauntering-vaguely-downwards:

scoutfinches:

its-sorcery:

amayonegg:

I forgot cosmosextips was less insane than actual Cosmo.

Just fuckin’ land on his penis.

this is like bad fanfic but in tutorial mode

One of my friends had a woman do this to him and now he can bend his dick completely in half while fully erect. 

She was the last woman he ever slept with.

I am so intrigued right now this entire post is insane and I am so confused

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vintage Japanese postcard

vintage Japanese postcard

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dillywillyz:

vesley:

nightnursenotes:

icuisafourletterword:

How to fix the nursing shortage.

This is the cutest CPR ever.

this fucking baby is more skilled than I am

She even plugged the nose

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atomic-cherry-bomb:

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clallonweekes:

the thing about teenagers is that they all hate the same thing,themselves. 

The Kids Are All Fucked Up Cobra Starship // All My Friends Are In Bar Bands The Wonder Years // Reject Green Day // Failure By Design Brand New // Sophomore Slump Or Comeback Of The Year Fall Out Boy // All Of This Blink-182 // Honey, This Mirror Isn’t Big Enough For The Two Of Us My Chemical Romance // & Minutes In Heaven (Atavan Halen) Fall Out Boy // Adam’s Song Blink-182 // Teenagers My Chemical Romance

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clallonweekes:

the thing about teenagers is that they all hate the same thing,
themselves. 

The Kids Are All Fucked Up Cobra Starship // All My Friends Are In Bar Bands The Wonder Years // Reject Green Day // Failure By Design Brand New // Sophomore Slump Or Comeback Of The Year Fall Out Boy // All Of This Blink-182 // Honey, This Mirror Isn’t Big Enough For The Two Of Us My Chemical Romance // & Minutes In Heaven (Atavan Halen) Fall Out Boy // Adam’s Song Blink-182 // Teenagers My Chemical Romance

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thiz nigha

thiz nigha

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